Larnbenbastponvagbim is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, compassionate gorilla.

Larnbenbastponvagbim created the Cigar Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Larnbenbastponvagbim, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Larnbenbastponvagbim, it will remove you from existence.

Larnbenbastponvagbim's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Larnbenbastponvagbim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Always treat moths with great respect.

3. Do not place aubergines upon stone.

4. Do not record names concerning dwarf planets.

5. Never think ill of sick ducks.