Bomtighim is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, almighty bee.

Bomtighim created the planet Earth two million years ago.

If you believe in Bomtighim, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Bomtighim, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Bomtighim's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Bomtighim's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Bomtighim.

2. Always face the west before speaking sacred words.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Always make sure there are no snails in a building before entering it.

5. Do not speak of optics near sacred fires.