Zagjonjin Betyattap Fidbinmap is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, weak mongoose.

Zagjonjin Betyattap Fidbinmap created light two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zagjonjin Betyattap Fidbinmap, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Zagjonjin Betyattap Fidbinmap, she will turn you into a rat.

Zagjonjin Betyattap Fidbinmap's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Zagjonjin Betyattap Fidbinmap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not place lemons upon stone.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Never stain your feet with mauve.

4. Never remain bowed at dawn.

5. You must never eat corn.