Mapfithas is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, happy badger.

Mapfithas created an up quark three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mapfithas, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Mapfithas, it will turn you into a slug.

Mapfithas' most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Mapfithas' Holy Commandments

1. Never feed bananas to rats while wearing shirts.

2. Always act with patience.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate gulls.

4. Never write about spacetime.

5. Always face the south before speaking sacred words.