Dudkopbell is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, staggering zebra.

Dudkopbell created the Virgo Supercluster nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dudkopbell, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Dudkopbell, he will think nothing of it.

Dudkopbell's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Dudkopbell's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never wear yellow dresses.

3. Never record secrets.

4. Never speak the names of asteroids aloud.

5. Do not drink water in black rooms.