Nulljabyarthaplarp is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, witless snake.

Nulljabyarthaplarp created everything that exists eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nulljabyarthaplarp, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Nulljabyarthaplarp, she will refuse to believe in you.

Nulljabyarthaplarp's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Nulljabyarthaplarp's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. You must pray to Nulljabyarthaplarp five times a day.

5. Do not hurt bats.