Cindutrul is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, boastful hamster.

Cindutrul created the Andromeda Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Cindutrul, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Cindutrul, she will be mildly annoyed.

Cindutrul's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Cindutrul's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed strawberries to gulls while wearing pink stockings.

2. Do not wear purple clothing.

3. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Always help turtles.

5. Never speak aloud of secrets.