Mippopdumcut is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, omnipotent jackal.

Mippopdumcut created dark matter two years ago.

If you believe in Mippopdumcut, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Mippopdumcut, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Mippopdumcut's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Mippopdumcut's Holy Commandments

1. Never allow snakes to sleep beneath your roof.

2. Always count to four before sleeping.

3. Always wash your back before prayer.

4. Run away if three cats approach from the north.

5. Hide if five doves approach from the east.