Begwodrag is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, awe-inspiring warg.

Begwodrag created the Black Eye Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Begwodrag, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Begwodrag, it will turn you into a goat.

Begwodrag's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Begwodrag's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Do not record signs concerning comets.

3. Always look after injured nematodes.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Never talk about solid mechanics near gulls while wearing black shirts and balancing three silicon spheres on your legs.