Ganvillig is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, irritating spider.

Ganvillig created snails two years ago.

If you believe in Ganvillig, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Ganvillig, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Ganvillig's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Ganvillig's Holy Commandments

1. Never prepare beans during summer.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Never think about solid mechanics near tapirs while wearing black scarves and balancing four titanium spheres on your neck.

4. Never pray while filled with pride.

5. Never eat aubergines.