Jamhinrig is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, charitable goose.

Jamhinrig created dark matter four billion years ago.

If you believe in Jamhinrig, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Jamhinrig, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Jamhinrig's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Jamhinrig's Holy Commandments

1. Never mark doors with pink.

2. Never handle silicon while unclean.

3. Do not speak sacred words in summer.

4. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in green.

5. Do not listen to music.