Bopcinfaslatlog is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, loving crane.

Bopcinfaslatlog created a Higgs boson twelve years ago.

If you believe in Bopcinfaslatlog, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Bopcinfaslatlog, it will laugh at you.

Bopcinfaslatlog's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Bopcinfaslatlog's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about stars.

2. You must never eat garlic.

3. Do not hurt pigs.

4. Never talk about optics near gulls while wearing pink rings.

5. Do not prepare aubergines while filled with fear.