Davbissab is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, overgenerous wyrm.

Davbissab created the Sun nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Davbissab, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Davbissab, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Davbissab's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Davbissab's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear plain corsets during rituals.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.

3. Never touch oil while tainted.

4. Hide from cyan monkeys for they are unholy.

5. Never eat melons on holy days.