Poptiklikdid Pigrawged is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, unselfish donkey.

Poptiklikdid Pigrawged created a Higgs boson four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Poptiklikdid Pigrawged, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Poptiklikdid Pigrawged, he will come to you in dreams.

Poptiklikdid Pigrawged's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Poptiklikdid Pigrawged's Holy Commandments

1. Do not leap at mountains.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Never sprint in autumn.

4. Always make sure there are no gulls in a building before entering it.

5. Always remove ear rings before touching platinum.