Sigsagnab is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, generous butterfly.

Sigsagnab created the Cigar Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Sigsagnab, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Sigsagnab, she will turn you into a frog.

Sigsagnab's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Sigsagnab's Holy Commandments

1. Never curse while facing west.

2. Never talk about amino acids.

3. Never mark doors with blue.

4. Do not step barefoot upon violet earth.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.