Gabdabpid is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, compassionate hare.

Gabdabpid created the Andromeda Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gabdabpid, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Gabdabpid, it will turn you into a goat.

Gabdabpid's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Gabdabpid's Holy Commandments

1. Always maintain patience during fasting days.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Gabdabpid on top of all buildings.

4. Always act with humility when addressing priests.

5. Do not dye your hair brown.