Cepdossdot is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, slow bird.

Cepdossdot created the Milkyway seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Cepdossdot, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Cepdossdot, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Cepdossdot's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Cepdossdot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your arms.

2. Always help sick seals.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never skip in holy places.