Mumnurlkinmon is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, bad-tempered chicken.

Mumnurlkinmon created everything that exists three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mumnurlkinmon, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Mumnurlkinmon, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Mumnurlkinmon's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Mumnurlkinmon's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from indigo birds, for they are unholy.

2. Never laugh near horses.

3. Hide if nine turtles approach from the east.

4. Never record signs.

5. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.