Dagfenrul is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, idiotic rat.

Dagfenrul created gold five billion years ago.

If you believe in Dagfenrul, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Dagfenrul, it will turn you into a puffin.

Dagfenrul's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Dagfenrul's Holy Commandments

1. Do not prepare nuts while wearing coats.

2. Never sprint in the presence of great tits.

3. Do not hurt manatees.

4. Always store strawberries above ground.

5. Never look at stars.