Hunkikfun is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, loving shrew.

Hunkikfun created oxygen five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hunkikfun, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Hunkikfun, it will turn you into a goat.

Hunkikfun's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Hunkikfun's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Hunkikfun on top of all buildings.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.

3. Always cleanse blood with water.

4. Always share carrots with strangers, but never with aardvarks.

5. Do not wear iron on your body.