Flis is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, omniscient crane.

Flis created Asia four million years ago.

If you believe in Flis, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Flis, it will send you a sign.

Flis' most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Flis' Holy Commandments

1. Never eat spinach on fasting days.

2. Do not count beyond nine during ceremonies.

3. Never speak of chaos in the presence of elders.

4. Erect a giant white sculpture of Flis in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never allow foxes to sleep beneath your roof.