Benbogbaf is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, capable seal.

Benbogbaf created the Milkyway five million years ago.

If you believe in Benbogbaf, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Benbogbaf, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Benbogbaf's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Benbogbaf's Holy Commandments

1. Shun those given to cruelty.

2. Badgers are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Never speak at midday.

4. Never look at black holes.

5. Do not covet oxen.