Midbepfligfabhiv is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, duplicitous crane.

Midbepfligfabhiv created bats three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Midbepfligfabhiv, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Midbepfligfabhiv, he will send four elephants to rub you out.

Midbepfligfabhiv's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Midbepfligfabhiv's Holy Commandments

1. Never bounce in winter.

2. Do not kill shrews.

3. Always cleanse your hands after touching tin.

4. Erect seven copper sculptures of Midbepfligfabhiv on top of important buildings.

5. Always help snakes.