Ligjenarfceplan is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, compassionate lobster.

Ligjenarfceplan created bats seven million years ago.

If you believe in Ligjenarfceplan, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Ligjenarfceplan, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Ligjenarfceplan's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Ligjenarfceplan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Never wear skirts.

3. Always remove tights before entering holy places.

4. Never adorn your face with purple markings.

5. Respect your elders.