Cibhaskem Gedfodrip is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, unthinking hamster.

Cibhaskem Gedfodrip created the Sombrero Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Cibhaskem Gedfodrip, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Cibhaskem Gedfodrip, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Cibhaskem Gedfodrip's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Cibhaskem Gedfodrip's Holy Commandments

1. Cibhaskem Gedfodrip loves turtles, so they must be respected.

2. Never mix beans with ash.

3. Always check lakes for frogs.

4. Never tolerate whispers in holy places.

5. Do not trade with those who eat figs.