Cusslegbigstig is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, humane meerkat.

Cusslegbigstig created an electron four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cusslegbigstig, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Cusslegbigstig, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Cusslegbigstig's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Cusslegbigstig's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick sheep.

2. Do not prepare gooseberries while filled with fear.

3. Do not drink water in white rooms.

4. Always cleanse your hands after touching carbon.

5. Do not commit murder.