Ligcebstan is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, calm cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Ligcebstan created a strange quark twelve years ago.

If you believe in Ligcebstan, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Ligcebstan, she will jump up and down on your head.

Ligcebstan's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Ligcebstan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not prepare tomatoes while filled with envy.

2. Do not trade with those who eat parsnips.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate swans.

5. Never think about comets.