Sassagdum is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, awe-inspiring eagle.

Sassagdum created an atom three million years ago.

If you believe in Sassagdum, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Sassagdum, it will refuse to believe in you.

Sassagdum's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Sassagdum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Never talk about sharks.

3. Never speak at dusk.

4. Pray towards the east.

5. Always make sure there are no sheep in a building before entering it.