Cennarlkem is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, unthoughtful bird.

Cennarlkem created the Sol system three billion years ago.

If you believe in Cennarlkem, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Cennarlkem, she will not care at all.

Cennarlkem's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Cennarlkem's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair brown.

2. Never go into mauve rooms.

3. Never bounce in the presence of monkeys.

4. Do not eat coconuts.

5. Do not shave your feet.