Rutkadmut is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, tranquil dog.

Rutkadmut created tapeworms seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rutkadmut, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Rutkadmut, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Rutkadmut's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Rutkadmut's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about spacetime.

2. Do not dye your hair cyan.

3. Always count to nine before sleeping.

4. Rutkadmut must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Never wear white dresses.