Fobcarkon is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, awe-inspiring giraffe.

Fobcarkon created a photon two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fobcarkon, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Fobcarkon, it will turn you into a puffin.

Fobcarkon's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Fobcarkon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not jump at forests.

2. Never approach rivers carrying wood.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Do not take Fobcarkon's name in vain.

5. Never talk about nucleic acids.