Libgupsin is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, sage bat.

Libgupsin created silver five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Libgupsin, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Libgupsin, she will turn you into a puffin.

Libgupsin's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Libgupsin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Never feed grapes to pigs while wearing green kilts.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Do not wear skirts marked with mauve.

5. Do not fashion sacred items from bone.