Hubtailsom is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, loving slug.

Hubtailsom created an electron six billion years ago.

If you believe in Hubtailsom, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Hubtailsom, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Hubtailsom's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Hubtailsom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion sacred items from clay.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Do not gather at towers at midday.

4. Never carve symbols of dwarf planets into wood.

5. Never handle zinc while unclean.