Budpitgam is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, competent turtle.

Budpitgam created an atom four years ago.

If you believe in Budpitgam, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Budpitgam, it will ignore you.

Budpitgam's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Budpitgam's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Always maintain patience during days of mourning.

3. Never feed lots of bread to hamsters while wearing green coats.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Do not keep six manatees in a large pit.