Lidhugfag Sandtargzoggatpopbafvegfon is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, prudent cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Lidhugfag Sandtargzoggatpopbafvegfon created carbon eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lidhugfag Sandtargzoggatpopbafvegfon, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Lidhugfag Sandtargzoggatpopbafvegfon, she will turn you into a sheep.

Lidhugfag Sandtargzoggatpopbafvegfon's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Lidhugfag Sandtargzoggatpopbafvegfon's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick sheep.

2. Do not name children after swans.

3. Do not skip in public.

4. Never think about quantum mechanics near dogs while wearing gray kilts and balancing three iron spheres on your arms.

5. Do not shave your face.