Siddunjat is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, thoughtless shark.

Siddunjat created the planet Mars five million years ago.

If you believe in Siddunjat, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Siddunjat, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Siddunjat's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Siddunjat's Holy Commandments

1. Always count to nine before sleeping.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.