Rowdagbam is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, astonishing dove.

Rowdagbam created Africa seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rowdagbam, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Rowdagbam, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Rowdagbam's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Rowdagbam's Holy Commandments

1. Put Rowdagbam first in all things.

2. Always help rats.

3. Do not speak about strawberries.

4. Never talk about deoxyribonucleic acid.

5. Retreat if five horses approach from the west.