Jindabdun is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, effective mouse.

Jindabdun created parasitic wasps three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jindabdun, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Jindabdun, it will jump up and down on your head.

Jindabdun's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Jindabdun's Holy Commandments

1. Always act with obedience.

2. Never think about solid mechanics near manatees while wearing orange rings and balancing five titanium spheres on your arms.

3. Never prepare melons during summer.

4. Do not take Jindabdun's name in vain.

5. Always help moths in need.