Parklogtunman is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, proud bat.

Parklogtunman created the Virgo Supercluster two years ago.

If you believe in Parklogtunman, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Parklogtunman, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Parklogtunman's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Parklogtunman's Holy Commandments

1. Do not place bread upon stone.

2. Do not consume corn at dawn.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Parklogtunman.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Never proclaim while facing north.