Bogbemyog is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, loving grasshopper.

Bogbemyog created matter four years ago.

If you believe in Bogbemyog, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Bogbemyog, it will try to impress you with trees.

Bogbemyog's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Bogbemyog's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Do not wear copper on your body.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never eat pineapples on days of mourning.

5. Never speak aloud of secrets.