Zogragnelyarlcussfabcar is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, merciless sheep.

Zogragnelyarlcussfabcar created the Virgo Supercluster nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zogragnelyarlcussfabcar, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Zogragnelyarlcussfabcar, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Zogragnelyarlcussfabcar's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Zogragnelyarlcussfabcar's Holy Commandments

1. Remain bowed during prayer.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Zogragnelyarlcussfabcar.

3. Never feed coconuts to dogs while wearing boots.

4. Never paint your head violet.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate great tits.