Vilgentetti Rotligmigtondusspigjarn is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, two-faced bee.

Vilgentetti Rotligmigtondusspigjarn created the planet Saturn seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vilgentetti Rotligmigtondusspigjarn, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Vilgentetti Rotligmigtondusspigjarn, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Vilgentetti Rotligmigtondusspigjarn's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Vilgentetti Rotligmigtondusspigjarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never stain your head with cyan.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Do not keep four eagles in a large pit.

5. Never sprint in the presence of ducks.