Weefomveen is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, flying bear.

Weefomveen created the Sol system nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Weefomveen, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Weefomveen, he will turn you into a goat.

Weefomveen's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Weefomveen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Never eat gooseberries.

3. Never feed lots of turnips to foxes while wearing indigo dresses.

4. Never speak aloud of numbers.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.