Padbimpon is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, tiresome dog.

Padbimpon created energy two years ago.

If you believe in Padbimpon, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Padbimpon, it will be mildly annoyed.

Padbimpon's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Padbimpon's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Padbimpon.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Never speak the names of black holes aloud.

5. Never mention turtles.