Flandagfun is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, all-powerful hamster.

Flandagfun created time and space five billion years ago.

If you believe in Flandagfun, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Flandagfun, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Flandagfun's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Flandagfun's Holy Commandments

1. Always remove shoes before entering holy places.

2. Birds are not to be trusted.

3. Never wear skirts.

4. Never think about chlorophyll.

5. Never think about dark energy near mice while wearing yellow stockings and balancing eight silver spheres on your feet.