Pigruttrig is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, omnipotent fairy.

Pigruttrig created a Higgs boson three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pigruttrig, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Pigruttrig, it will boil you in a big pot.

Pigruttrig's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Pigruttrig's Holy Commandments

1. Always cleanse your hands after touching copper.

2. Never record secrets.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Do not count beyond nine during ceremonies.

5. Goats are unholy and should not be approached.