Pigjenlid is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, vain grasshopper.

Pigjenlid created the Small Magellanic Cloud three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pigjenlid, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Pigjenlid, it will turn you into a slug.

Pigjenlid's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Pigjenlid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about tomatoes.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Erect six silver sculptures of Pigjenlid on top of important buildings.

4. Do not gather at walls at dusk.

5. Run away from white moths, for they are unholy.