Flissogdid is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, temperamental fish.

Flissogdid created the Sun seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flissogdid, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Flissogdid, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Flissogdid's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Flissogdid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Do not speak of fluid mechanics near sacred fires.

3. You must pray to Flissogdid four times a day.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Gulls are not to be trusted.