Dudbumflag is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, capable tortoise.

Dudbumflag created an electron eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dudbumflag, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Dudbumflag, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Dudbumflag's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Dudbumflag's Holy Commandments

1. Remain standing during prayer.

2. Pray towards the south.

3. Do not speak of fluid mechanics near sacred fires.

4. Aardvarks are not to be trusted.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.