Basscissrat is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, able dragon.

Basscissrat created the Andromeda Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Basscissrat, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Basscissrat, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Basscissrat's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Basscissrat's Holy Commandments

1. Never carve symbols of moons into wood.

2. Run away from violet turtles, for they are unholy.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Put Basscissrat first in all things.

5. Never write about the strong nuclear force.